— Dale Marlowe (@stevemarlowe) September 23, 2014
I’m totally delighted the Great State of Ohio has decided I’m a real writer. I shall pass into the East.
Look, I just want to get out in front of this thing. The rumors are true. I was among the sexy young starlets whose porny-porn-porn-porn pics got hacked from the iCloud. I think the best way to engage this tragedy and invasion of my privacy is to embrace, and make fully public and available, the “worst” the hackers might disclose; that is, the stunning magnificence of my glorious nekkid body. So save your self the trouble of Googling my naughty bits. Have at ‘em, why don’t you?